Let me just set the stage for you. I haven’t eaten anything except a cold piece of pizza on the run all day and it is dinner time. I am on the phone and he is driving and we are doing a combination of whispering and signaling.
Him: Where do you want to eat?
Me: I don’t care, I’m just hungry.
Him: Here? (pointing to a place)
Me: Sure. (not really paying attention)
He pulls in, I see where we are and I know in this moment I am “that girl”.
Me: I’m sorry. Not here. Don’t you remember the last two times we ate here and the food and service were terrible?
Him: I just wanted some place with a salad bar.
Me: Not here. The food is disgusting.
And…we got mexican food. Because chips and salsa could be on a salad bar somewhere.
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